Why Am I Addicted to Peanut Butter, Why Do I Eat Burritos Every Day and No, I Will Not Allow Ads

I am quite content not to see ads every time I am reading something on the Internet; and, no, I do not want ads every minute and a half when I'm looking at something online. So, they "noticed" that I am using an Ad Blocker. You bet your sweet patootie, I am using an Ad Blocker, and No, I will not allow ads. Thank you very much. I'll manage without reading your blankety-blank article. A few minutes ago, one of my typical daily quandaries, I was asking myself, "Why am I addicted to peanut butter?" So I googled that. I left the article open while I made a peanut butter and whipped honey sandwich for lunch tomorrow and half a sandwich for a late night snack because I was asking myself why I am addicted to peanut better, and that seemed like the appropriate thing to do. It did seem like the appropriate thing to do; however, I would not have been doing that IF I could have found the remaining slice of pepper jack cheese I just knew was still in the refrigerator. You see, I was planning to have a burrito for lunch tomorrow and a peanut butter sandwich for lunch on Thursday, the last school day of the school year. Which brings me to another topic. Why do I eat burritos for lunch practically every day for lunch, and why have I not tired of them, as I have been doing this since I moved back home in 2008. Yes, that is a long time to eat burritos for lunch every day. Beef and bean burritos with a slice of pepper jack cheese, maybe with medium salsa, or maybe with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing (lite)? How is it that I never get tired of eating the same thing for lunch? I don't ask myself this. Other people ask me this. The answer is, I don't know. Circling back to the online ads topic, it's really annoying, because I kind of wanted to know what was so great about peanut butter, but now I will have to wait to find out because of that stupid pop-up. I think it had said something about maybe your diet lacks healthy fat, or maybe your diet is low in carbohydrates. I don't know, and, honestly, I don't care. I like a simple life a lot. I don't like messing with food that much. I like simple and fast, because I would rather read or write than prepare food and clean up after preparing food every night before I go to bed. Also, I don't need to eat something different every day for lunch, and, finally, I don't like racking my brain every night about what I'm going to eat for lunch every day. Just one more point about my typical daily quandaries. I lost my current travel mug yesterday. Everyone at work laughs at me because I'm always losing my water bottle or my travel mugs. This one was kind of a favorite because it said, "Live, Love, Latte" on it in red with a white background. I got it years ago at Dollar Tree, when it was really Dollar Tree and not "Dollar and a Half Tree." The rubber lining in the top was beginning to get weird, and that was beginning to bother me, so I am reminding myself of that so I don't cry too much over the loss. It is weird though how it disappeared. So, now, there you have it, three daily quandaries for today: 1. Why am I addicted to peanut butter? (Oh, the article said it was probably just a "craving," not an addiction.) 2. Why do I eat burritos every day for lunch since 2008? (Can't I think of anything else to eat for lunch?) 3. What happened to my "Live, Love, Latte" travel mug? Oh, I couldn't find something else too, but I won't bore you with that. This is my life. Why do I feel the need to tell you this? Well, to be honest, I have found that when you tell people things like that about yourself, they open up and tell you they do the same thing, and then you get that nice community feeling which we all enjoy, at least I think we all enjoy that. Most of us anyway. There are two more days of school before summer break, and, just in case you haven't noticed, I think I'm ready. I mean I think I'm way past ready.

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