Whatever Happened to Dignity?

"Hold your finger down on the message and hit forward."
How can I hold my finger down on a laptop screen? Besides I don't think these messages are really from the people they say they're from. Am I wrong about this?

Besides this I don't really appreciate the use of the word "boobies" with respect to a part of my anatomy.

And while we're on the subject, what happened to the term "go to the bathroom"? Nowadays they use the word "pee" all the time, even in print for children. What ever happened to dignity?

And furthermore the use of the word "butt" instead of "rear" or "bottom" or even (!) "buttocks" - what is the matter with this day and age that rudeness and crudeness and lewdness has now become the norm?

My wonderful English mother would be utterly dismayed and to tell you the truth I am a Yank, born and bred, but I think it's really appalling.

Delicateness, modesty, dignity, self-respect? What happened to them? Somebody tell me.